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Olias Ben El
14 July 2009 @ 01:12 pm
I'm doing the WORDS meme you know the rules??
good old amber Humes gave me mine

B
butterflies, bears, barnacles, birds, beached whales, barkers, bambi, bumble bees
these are all cute animals. I wish I could draw them

body surfing
can't wait to try it!!!

brian
I know a few people named Brian. one is Brian Sangheuk Lee. He's my dads best friend and he is Korean and he's cool for alot of reasons. then there's Brian "adornment" lee. he is amber humes partner in time and I saw him on deviantart way back in the 6th grade and the fact that we became friends would have made me jizz my pants back then becaus he was kin of a celebrity crush only short term. uuuh he is a good Brian and lives up to the Brian name and all of his Brian ancestors are proud as shit because of him and Sangheuk too. I wanna give them both a big old.....

BEEEEEEP
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepf

bars
bars are my favorite processed food I love oatmeal bars like clif bars or Luna bars (Luna bars are supposed to be for women but I eat them anyways because I'm gay) I like dark chocolate bars too. also the iPhone is referee to as a "candybar style smartphone" and iPhone is my favorite device besides GB WATEV

bikes and boards
I like riding them with my friends also the punk community surrounding biking is full of cool guys. they are efficient and great for getting around and getting excersize and also doing tricks and pimping them out with horns and belts and stickers

bananas
they have been my main source of food since December on and off. I can bring 20 to school and eat them all slowly. Also the peels make for a simple whimsical prank that everyone understands and enjoys except for a few dumb adults.

bodies
I love people and I also love looking at them also I like the bodies of girls and boys that might as well be girls because they look like girls. bodies often give me....

BONERRRRS
auuuuuuiuuuuuuhhggggghgggh SEXUAL RAGE I get bonees alot because u know.... I love girls!!!! I never had sex and also haven't ever had a real girlfriend except in the 7th grade I kissed a girdriend twice for one month but really I hated her!!! but I sure have had my fair share of bonees!!!

babies
I can't wait to have a few of them!!! I made amber Humes change her mind about them I think!! also I like other peoples babies as long as they're not stupid peoples babies.

butts, boobs, bellies etc
I'm getting a boner from them I'm probably weird but it's also because I'm horny and 16. also I wish I could draw some

and words:

jigglypuff
well yeah I haven't thought about jpuff in a while. I'm not totally into her any more but I still associate myself with jpuff. it's a good introductory to new friends. hi my names olias and jpuff is my favorite pokemon. it begins creating the image I want people to have of me

fruit
fruit is my favorite food besides mochi. I eat it alot because I'm RAW VEGAN and it's like awesome sweet food that's in it's own lil package ready to go! it's great to throw into your napsack for long bike rides or days of extreme sports also it's sooo cute on clothes and girls

cute lil babys
um I already talked about my babies for the letter b but yeah they're great and also sometimes it's what I call my friends that are small or young or also it's what I call attractive 13 year olds

poppy music
it's my favorite music game because it's so cute and it has the best controller and the best buttons for any game controller and also I think it has the most ideal controller so far for any music game period. also it's a good way to make friends and it has good music and cute characters and most importantly SONGS FROM MY FAVORITE KONAMI GAMES!!!! yaaay 8bit Cyndi lauper!!!

dads
um I'm living with one and I mean he's great but I can't say I love dads more than obachans... amber Humes dad is a sweetheart even though I never spoke to him. some dads are abusive and that's no good. Jake had a wonderful loving father.... my friend Connors dad is funny. peytons dad is a party priest... my friend Morgan never met his dad because his mom is a lesbian and lives with her lover so he was artificially inseminated. sorry Morgan!!! Jacobs dad is MORMON. I guess all in all when it comes to dads the king of all cosmos is a good dad.
 
 
Olias Ben El
27 June 2009 @ 01:16 am
 hi im olias
 
 
Olias Ben El
17 June 2009 @ 11:02 am
 hi i live in LA now!! dear friends who live in LA: invite me to your house and also come hang with me also introduce me to your coolest friends so i can have more friends that are my age
 
 
Olias Ben El
16 June 2009 @ 09:40 pm
 hi im successfully in LA for the rest of my life that is all i have to say
 
 
Olias Ben El
14 June 2009 @ 01:59 am
 WAYS TO SAY GOODBYE TO FLOURDA
maybe i can somehow have sex with florida, maybe i can tag up downtown with stickers and sidewalk chalk moreso than i have before, maybe i can go buy all the raw cashews from the health food store again, maybe i can make little origami cranes and leave them on people’s doorsteps after i ring their bell, maybe i can spawn a child in one of the native women, maybe i can have a child spawned within me by one of the native witch doctors
 
 
 
Olias Ben El
11 June 2009 @ 10:07 pm
 i am more excited about the SAGA 2 remake for DS than the pokemon silver one!!
wanna know why??
pokemon leaf green and fire red can suck a dick.

also saga is fun and weird and you get lazers
 
 
Olias Ben El
01 June 2009 @ 10:37 pm
 ok i was kidding about not being online
here's a poem

yellow meats a marchin
and mommy's teats are home
but wherever poppins placement
is where i will be dethroned
 
 
Olias Ben El
30 May 2009 @ 07:34 pm
VoicePost
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Olias Ben El
30 May 2009 @ 06:59 pm
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173K 0:55
“Hello how are you it's Diales(?). I'm a busy Guy. I'm enjoying pineapple ___ flamers(?). I hear that they're both 200% delish(?) and 100 percent fish and I'll be abstain all internet use. I'm also at school until I move so I can spend more time with my friends within the state. Bye.”

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Olias Ben El
24 May 2009 @ 07:36 pm
 hi my name is olias ande my favorite thing to do is breed bug type pokemon on silver version